A Peek Inside The Oscar Nominee Gift Bags

It’s not only an honour to be nominated, it’s pretty sweet to go home with a nominee gift bag too. Oscar nominees in this year’s major categories will go home with a gift bag worth $200,000, featuring such essential items like luxury toilet paper, a female sex toy, something called a “vampire breast lift,” and 15-day walking tour of Japan.

All acting and directing nominees will receive the luxury goodie bag from Distinctive Assets, which works with companies that basically hope celebrities will use their products, love them and tell the world all about them. (Or even just folks like us talking about them now which, I guess, is working!) The $200,000 2016 bag value is a record, up $75 thousand from last year.

The strangest is probably the “vampire breast lift”, worth $1,900. It’s a procedure that uses the patient’s own blood to achieve “rounder cleavage without implants” and is said to be the latest thing in LA. It also softens implant scars and irregularities, and restores sensation, with zero downtime.

The most expensive is a 10-day first class trip to Israel worth $55,000 but at $45,000 that Japanese walking tour and a year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals are neck in neck for the #2 spot.

Here’s the full list:
• A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel ($55,000)
• A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar ($45,000)
• A 15-day walking tour of Japan ($45,000)
• 3 private training sessions with “celebrity wellness expert” and star of ABC’s My Diet Is Better Than Yours, Jay Cardiello ($1,400)
• Ultherapy—a laser skin-tightening procedure courtesy of 740 Park MD ($5,530)
• A Lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora ($31,200)
• A Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” in a private villa ($6,250)
• A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer valued at $249.99 (At least Leonardo DiCaprio will be happy)
• “Vampire Breast Lift” by Charles Runels, MD ($1,900)
• Meal donation to a choice animal shelter or rescue from Halo Natural Pet Food: ($6,300)
• Steamist Total At Home Spa: $5,060
• Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria: $5,000
• Grand Hotel Tremezzo: $5,000
• Golden Door Spa: $4,800
• Delovery gift: $2,000
• Personal fitness sessions with Alexi Seletzky, celebrity trainer: $900
• Sundial Power Coating: $500
• Belldini apparel: $300+
• My M&M’s: $300
• Joseph’s Toiletries toilet paper: $275
• Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her: $250
• Tools by Gina salon product: $250
• Healing Saint by Dr. Jane 360: $193
• Lat & Lo jewelry: $150
• Caolion skin care: $134
• Tribute: $125
• Zekkle Edge: $125
• Sedona Lace makeup brushes: $109.95
• Rougle Maple: $99
• Mezcal El Silencio premium Mezcal: $75
• Signature Vodka: $70
• Phantom Glass screen protector: $49.95-$59.95
• Memobottle reusable bottle: $47
• Greenhill Winery & Vineyards: $39
• Chocolatines treats: $35
• Slimware: $29.95
• Farm Wife Style handmade jewelry: $25
• Dandi Patch, underarm sweat solution: $21
• Purely Inspired Organic Protein: $19.97
• Hydroxycut Gummies: $19.88
• Gleener on the Go: $11.99
• Mission1 Clean Protein Bar: $5.64/box

This Year’s nominees that will walk away with the “Everybody Wins” swag bag are: Bryan Cranston, Matt Damon, Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Fassbender, Eddie Redmayne, Cate Blanchett, Brie Larson, Jennifer Lawrence, Charlotte Rampling, Saoirse Ronan, Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Mark Rylance, Mark Ruffalo, Sylvester Stallone, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Rooney Mara, Rachel McAdams, Alicia Vikander, Kate Winslet, Lenny Abrahamson, Alejandro Iñárritu, Adam McKay, Tom McCarthy, George Miller