We all have friends on FACEBOOK who post some (or all of these), here’s a list of the six most irritating Facebook status updates that really, really need to stop right now. 

 

A Facebook Timeline is meant to be a place to share information, but sometimes people on your friends list use it for sharing some pretty annoying stuff. Here’s a list of the worst statuses that NEED TO STOP.

 

1. THE CRYPTIC STATUS UPDATE

“Worst day ever :(“

We all have friends who post these. They are obviously seeking attention! Yes, some of your ‘friends’ will reply with concern, but if you have an issue with someone or something…go to them or ask for some advice. Fishing for attention is NOT cool.

most frustrating Facebook post

2. THE ‘OBVIOUSLY-FOR-ONE-PERSON’ STATUS UPDATE

“LOL [tags friend] remember that pizza we had that time?”

Got a personal joke only one person will understand? Please send it to JUST THEM! This is why texting or private messaging your friends was invented in the first place. No one else cares in the slightest.

3. THE ‘FRIEND CULL’ STATUS UPDATE

“Just deleted heaps of friends, if you can read this, congratulations you made the cut!”

Gee thanks, I’m so pumped that I made the cut and can continue to read these insightful and interesting status updates.

4. THE ‘NO-ACTIVITY-IS-TOO-SMALL’ STATUS UPDATE

“Eating some chicken.”

Cool…?

5. THE ‘TOO-MANY-HASHTAGS’ STATUS UPDATE

“Making breakfast! #waffles #FoodPorn #food #lunch #brunch #breakfast #fruit #eatclean #healthy #yummy #yolo”

Hashtags can actually be so useful! But in the wrong hands…

6. THE ‘OSCAR ACCEPTANCE SPEECH’ STATUS UPDATE

“2014 has just been the best year ever for me! Thanks to my family and all the other AMAZING, wonderful people in my life! You guys ROCK! Keep partying ;) XOXO”

Gross! If you really want to thank the people who mean the most to you, do it in person and not with a public (and generic) Facebook status update.